we really did relish the relish
moon. the pickles and sauerkraut too.
brown mustard, green peppers and
garlic salt, followed by Guinness
and chew.

now we’ve got a bit
of a tummy ache, and we’re tryin
to settle a row.

(Jane claims it’s the foot-long hot dogs)
(Jim wants to blame it on you)

(Frank ate two)