If the Benefits of Using Words were Tested like Claims about
Results Typically Achieved with the use of Anti-Aging
Serums and Other Rubs containing
Suspended Vitamins and Blue
Things that might as well
Then words would certainly
have best results when
fresh-squeezed and liberally applied
to affected areas.
Newly formed words and sentence
fragments could literally unleash
to slow visible
signs of thinking.
Under ideal conditions,
whole-sentences would peel, plump, spritz, lift,
separate, renew, adjust, enhance, and refresh one’s
If used as part of a regular
regimen, the right paragraph of words
will very likely
reduce the occurrence
sounding a lot
64 percent of listeners heard an immediate
In consumer studies conducted by
fairly prestigious independent research
some users would undoubtedly experience
deafness, a routinely documented
of increased word-flow.
If you buy them, more than one Wikipedia
stub, that we can’t find
links to anymore, says
should be stored
at room temperature and in rare
instances have been known
to cause unexpected reactions in
persons with physical
Which is why
the order of application†.
Individuals previously diagnosed with thinning
skin and other human
conditions should consult
a communication professional (or drink
a Shot-Ski) before undergoing
*Survey results only verifiable
when using 100% organically certified words
regularly, over time.
Actual results may vary.
†Avoid using in eye or mouth areas.