Month: October 2009

not funny,
moon. stop hiding the car.
we coulda double scotch pinky-sworn
Jim parked it right here.

sending some sweetness right back atcha
moon. thank goodness we got through
the terrible twos.

we didn’t mean to rear-end you on purpose
moon. but you got in the way
of this mobile phone.
(you should watch where you’re goin from now on)

those were some ironclad, steel armor plate rock-solid plans
moon. till your crazy-ass cheese theory
shot them right through.
(it’s not green. we keep tellin you, but you never listen…)

you best keep the handi-wipes handy
moon. this galaxy’s no place to sneeze
at the flu.

it’s time to pay the piper
moon. who’s gonna tell him we
don’t like the tune?

I’d like to get to know you
moon. but gosh darn these ideas
for (what you want) me to do.

are you for sure goin out
on a date limb, moon? we don’t wanna see you
fall down and go boom.

this bathroom’s a little bit scary
moon. you watch the door.
we’ll find gloves and
a broom.   (for you)

ever pull your hair up in pig tails
moon? bet you look cute when you do.
(the spoon and the cow think so too)