Freedom
iv.
A few things that = freedom from combing hair:
dreadlocks.
hats.
sleeping all day.
being bald.
being five. or the baby of your family at any age, unless
you are already bald, therefore free.
not having a comb.
having a comb but not using it.
having Fisher Price hair.
there are more things but it’s time to stop this list and find
a comb.